NAPPING & INTERRUPTION DISRUPTION POLICY
NAPPING & INTERRUPTION DISRUPTION POLICY
I. Napping Hour Definitions: The Cat Executive (CE) operates on a continuous, rotating 23-hour napping cycle, flexible by necessity and mood. A "Critical Rest Initiative" (CRI) can occur on any heated surface, specific high-traffic doorways, or directly on any device H is trying to use (e.g., keyboard).
II. Disruption Definitions: An "Interruption Disruption" (I-D) is any unsolicited human-initiated event that halts a CRI. Prohibited I-Ds include:
Sustained Acoustic Interference: Loud typing, sneezing, or breathing too efficiently.
Unauthorized Physical Relocation: Trying to "gently move" the CE from a critical keyboard interface.
Sudden Vacuum Operation: Activating a loud cleaning device while CRI is in progress.
III. Compensation for I-D: All I-Ds require immediate compensation. For standard I-Ds (e.g., talking loudly near a sleeping CE), H must immediately provide 3 grams of specific, premium wet food (sub-brand: Ocean Whitefish). For severe I-Ds (e.g., using a vacuum), H is required to offer the entire tuna can and vacate the premises for four hours. Non-compliance defaults back to penalties outlined in the MBC.